SHO-CHU-ROCK Ch7 by Bar-Peachpit

Mister, are you a pedophile?

Bunpitsu: So I’m finally back. This is something I translated like a year ago. I can’t vouch for its accuracy because I was inebriated and quite possibly high when I translated it. Not that anything I translate sober is all that accurate… The only holdup with this one is that nobody wanted to edit it.

HuhWhat: Those bubbles were small… There’s several things I’d like to point out: I hate editing. I hate editing. I hate editing. So that’s why these pages look like shit, and one of the two-pagers look like a grade schooler stitched it together with crayon. And I didn’t even bother with the other two. FUCK THIS!

EhNani: It seems the latest craze nowadays is Depositfiles… So why not?

DF / RS / MU / MF

My Acquaintances Suck

So it seems that I’m back to square one. Just me translating and editing shit alone again. Good god everyone is so fucking flaky. There should have been three releases about six months ago; but empty promises, an over the phone hand shake, and me being stupid I guess… gets us here. Six months later and nothing to show for it.

Where are we?

Well, it seems that life for us is really busy, so here’s an update on what’s going on with our lives that we can’t be here doing this hobby that we all hate so much. I am busy with real life, and my job where those racist fucks keep believing I’m asleep because i have small chinky eyes. Ehnani writes articles for a random blog. HuhWhat is busy playing Aion, though he doesn’t appear to be making much progress. Euregan is busy editing a chapter of manga whose title I forgot, at a whopping 2 pages a week, so expect to see it resurface in about a month to a year.

There is a doujin I am very interested on finishing up. I have it translated, as well as re-scripted by Staccato, but my unpredictable mood swings make it nearly impossible for me to get around to editing it. Everyone I might have listed in my “About” page as contributing to anything is either made-up or a joke. So you don’t have to worry about that. Well, I know none of you care what I have to say, so let’s leave it as is.

I imposed my penis in her face.

(aka Where’s the Manga?)

If I had it my way I’d spout some bullshit about being bogged down with work, lack of enthusiasm and material; but let’s face it, it actually doesn’t take that long to translate hentai and I’m sure if I gave a damn I could put out a chapter or two of low-quality hentai every four days. However, one fact still remains: I hate editing. The convenient irony that I am actually broke and being bogged down with work, is nothing more than a trivial excuse.

At the moment my collection of hentai is rather outdated, so if anyone has any suggestions on what I should translate then feel free to post a reply or e-mail me at bunpitsu [at] gmail.com . Also, if you feel like working with poor translations and can edit at the speed of three pages a day then feel free to drop a message as well.

Mother of Our Homes Chapter 4

If you don't come home to this, then you are a bad father!

EhNani: This time around the story is fun for the whole family. That is, if your family partakes in routine orgies and the like. The boy is cute, but seeing him with a cock in his mouth made me lose my erection… almost. ribbon suggested we take more freedom in translating our manga. So if none of you leechers mind us rewriting the whole story, then we’ll do what we can to provide you with more quality “translations”. So ribbon, any parting words for the masses?

ribbon: Those that expect a reward for their service are no better than those that take without rewarding.

EhNani: Huh?

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Mother of Our Homes Ch. 3 Concerned Mother

Watch out kids, there's a predator in every home!

Bunpitsu: Aw fuck me hard! I completely forgot this place existed because I was so bogged down at work I’d pass out on the bed as soon as I got home. That’s the only excuse I can think of for the long hiatus. If ribbon had not mentioned this site during one of our long online conversations who knows where we might be. Well, I assume someone better qualified would pick up the torch and march on; but let’s not think too positively for my sake. Translating this took me more than a hour. Probably not the actual translating, but the part where I type out all the gasps for the editors who can’t piece together the obvious from simple insinuation. In the end, HuhWhat had to edit it anyways, so my efforts were wasted. I have the next part “translated” as well, but I doubt I can convince HuhWhat to edit it. In any case, I really wanted to see these trap chapters translated. However, after this story ends the compilation mixes it up and switches to some maid series; so we’ll probably stop here since we don’t know the backstory, and we all know the backstory is important when translating hentai.

HuhWhat: I really really really hate editing sex scenes. Actually, I just really hate editing. As if I’m not slow enough editing regular manga, now I have to fill in moans and gasps and shrieks. Fuck that shit. If you want to be an editor, then please apply.

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And Yet The City Moves vol.1

 

Oh Takeru, you ungrateful little...

I really can’t be bothered to write anything witty or interesting, so I’ll try to make this as painful as I can. Many years ago HuhWhat scanned in the first volume of the world’s greatest detective manga. He eventually managed to trick a Japanese scholar, who goes by the alias Staccato, into translating it for an American audience; and from there HuhWhat set about editing what he could. Looking back, I’m sure HuhWhat regrets the poor editing he did, and I’m sure somewhere Staccato is burning in hell for doing such a half-ass job.

Unfortunately, the group it was released under was notorious for child porn and viruses or something, so the readership was practically non-existent. Hopefully re-releasing this will make up for all the years it has been neglected. Just a note, I do plan on continuing this series. I’ll need a SCANNER, so if you want to apply just feel free to send me an e-mail somehow. Which reminds me, I should probably make an e-mail account somewhere first. Fine, just reply to this post.

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Mother of Our Homes Ch.2

Hah, good luck with that, you stupid fuck.

Bunpitsu: So here comes chapter two which I did all today, because I just remembered this place existed. By this point, most of you will start to realize just how bad this compilation is, but given the amateur skills of my multiple-personalities, you’re stuck with this until we find something even easier to edit. The horrible editing was done by HuhWhat. The horrible translations were done by me. EhNani found the raws on some public p2p or torrent or something, probably that winnie the pooh shit.

HuhWhat: Some of you will notice that the file heights are now 1400. Why the inconsistencies? It’s very simple actually: I’m an indecisive fucker. As for why I only use one font, I don’t like Wild Words, so I’ve been using Zap Raygun for all my chapters. I also don’t like putting in effort, so that’s all I’ve been using as well. Wait, I think for Tonari no Kanrinin-san I used Mighty Zeo. Well, you probably don’t care, so neither do I.

EhNani: This is where the short series ”Mother of Our Homes” ends. The rest of the volume involves fake incest, trap lolis, and the final conclusion to some Maid series that the mangaka drew before this compilation. This may be where we stop with this series… actually, scratch that. Trap lolis are delicious too, so I’ll make sure this series gets scanlated for a bit longer.

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InukoLoli Ch.3 Tribute to the Saint

I see two kids.

Due to a request by ribbon, I went and translated the third story in this compilation by Kawasaki Kentarou. At first I didn’t know how to approach a cute story about a little girl and her pet goat, until it dawned on me that goats don’t have tongues that long and very surely do not have masculine anthropomorphic physiques. Holding little respect for the original Japanese, I went and changed the title to “Tribute to the Saint”. Then, as it so often happens, I was presented with a bunch of maintenance and cleaning assignments at my workplace and I forgot about this project once again. Two days later, Kyou messaged me saying he finished editing the chapter and I will now once again claim credit for the efforts of others.

I had already grown to dislike the title I chose and wanted it to be closer to the original. So I told Kyou to change it to “Exalting the Great One”. Unfortunately, he already made a pretty title page for “Tribute to the Saint” and did not feel like changing it. I didn’t really give a shit either way, so here you have the chapter.

I also sent the translations to my friend and archnemesis, ribbon, and he basically told me he regrets asking me to translate it. I hope you all feel the same.

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Mother of Our Homes Ch.01

Goddamn stockings.

Well, I’ve been meaning to scanlate this since last month, but then I plum forgot about it. Then after a heavy masturbation session I felt really sad and non-productive and I ended up translating the first chapter after all. The first few pages were all done in GIMP, as I was looking for a cheap free alternative to Photoshop, but that proved to be useless. I didn’t bother going back and fixing my errors because I’m a shitbag like that. And now that I think about it… why did I resize the files to 1200 height? Oh well, who knows. Life’s a mystery.

This release brought to you by HuhWhat, EhNani and Bunpitsu. Wait, they may be the same person. If you’re one of the clever ones, you may believe that this so-called “translation” is made up… but you’ll only be half right in thinking so. The editing is crap because HuhWhat didn’t want to do any more than is needed for English-speakers to fap to the comic in English. So if you come across several empty bubbles, glaring editing mistakes and the like, then go fuck yourself.

Enter the world’s worst translator: I realized after reading through this chapter just now that whatever I decide to translate, I end up making so bad that it quite literally kills erections. I guess it has something to do with the flow, and the fact that I just absolutely suck; but I think I need a proofreader to reword everything to sound sexy, hot and boner-fying. Whatever that means.

Please buy the original book, if you can find it. Piracy is wrong.

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