Mother of Our Homes Chapter 4

July 27, 2009
If you don't come home to this, then you are a bad father!

If you don't come home to this, then you are a bad father!

EhNani: This time around the story is fun for the whole family. That is, if your family partakes in routine orgies and the like. The boy is cute, but seeing him with a cock in his mouth made me lose my erection… almost. ribbon suggested we take more freedom in translating our manga. So if none of you leechers mind us rewriting the whole story, then we’ll do what we can to provide you with more quality “translations”. So ribbon, any parting words for the masses?

ribbon: Those that expect a reward for their service are no better than those that take without rewarding.

EhNani: Huh?

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Mother of Our Homes Ch. 3 Concerned Mother

July 25, 2009
Watch out kids, there's a predator in every home!

Watch out kids, there's a predator in every home!

Bunpitsu: Aw fuck me hard! I completely forgot this place existed because I was so bogged down at work I’d pass out on the bed as soon as I got home. That’s the only excuse I can think of for the long hiatus. If ribbon had not mentioned this site during one of our long online conversations who knows where we might be. Well, I assume someone better qualified would pick up the torch and march on; but let’s not think too positively for my sake. Translating this took me more than a hour. Probably not the actual translating, but the part where I type out all the gasps for the editors who can’t piece together the obvious from simple insinuation. In the end, HuhWhat had to edit it anyways, so my efforts were wasted. I have the next part “translated” as well, but I doubt I can convince HuhWhat to edit it. In any case, I really wanted to see these trap chapters translated. However, after this story ends the compilation mixes it up and switches to some maid series; so we’ll probably stop here since we don’t know the backstory, and we all know the backstory is important when translating hentai.

HuhWhat: I really really really hate editing sex scenes. Actually, I just really hate editing. As if I’m not slow enough editing regular manga, now I have to fill in moans and gasps and shrieks. Fuck that shit. If you want to be an editor, then please apply.

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Mother of Our Homes Ch.2

July 3, 2009
Hah, good luck with that, you stupid fuck.

Hah, good luck with that, you stupid fuck.

Bunpitsu: So here comes chapter two which I did all today, because I just remembered this place existed. By this point, most of you will start to realize just how bad this compilation is, but given the amateur skills of my multiple-personalities, you’re stuck with this until we find something even easier to edit. The horrible editing was done by HuhWhat. The horrible translations were done by me. EhNani found the raws on some public p2p or torrent or something, probably that winnie the pooh shit.

HuhWhat: Some of you will notice that the file heights are now 1400. Why the inconsistencies? It’s very simple actually: I’m an indecisive fucker. As for why I only use one font, I don’t like Wild Words, so I’ve been using Zap Raygun for all my chapters. I also don’t like putting in effort, so that’s all I’ve been using as well. Wait, I think for Tonari no Kanrinin-san I used Mighty Zeo. Well, you probably don’t care, so neither do I.

EhNani: This is where the short series ”Mother of Our Homes” ends. The rest of the volume involves fake incest, trap lolis, and the final conclusion to some Maid series that the mangaka drew before this compilation. This may be where we stop with this series… actually, scratch that. Trap lolis are delicious too, so I’ll make sure this series gets scanlated for a bit longer.

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Mother of Our Homes Ch.01

June 28, 2009
Goddamn stockings.

Goddamn stockings.

Well, I’ve been meaning to scanlate this since last month, but then I plum forgot about it. Then after a heavy masturbation session I felt really sad and non-productive and I ended up translating the first chapter after all. The first few pages were all done in GIMP, as I was looking for a cheap free alternative to Photoshop, but that proved to be useless. I didn’t bother going back and fixing my errors because I’m a shitbag like that. And now that I think about it… why did I resize the files to 1200 height? Oh well, who knows. Life’s a mystery.

This release brought to you by HuhWhat, EhNani and Bunpitsu. Wait, they may be the same person. If you’re one of the clever ones, you may believe that this so-called “translation” is made up… but you’ll only be half right in thinking so. The editing is crap because HuhWhat didn’t want to do any more than is needed for English-speakers to fap to the comic in English. So if you come across several empty bubbles, glaring editing mistakes and the like, then go fuck yourself.

Enter the world’s worst translator: I realized after reading through this chapter just now that whatever I decide to translate, I end up making so bad that it quite literally kills erections. I guess it has something to do with the flow, and the fact that I just absolutely suck; but I think I need a proofreader to reword everything to sound sexy, hot and boner-fying. Whatever that means.

Please buy the original book, if you can find it. Piracy is wrong.

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