SHO-CHU-ROCK Ch7 by Bar-Peachpit

Mister, are you a pedophile?

Bunpitsu: So I’m finally back. This is something I translated like a year ago. I can’t vouch for its accuracy because I was inebriated and quite possibly high when I translated it. Not that anything I translate sober is all that accurate… The only holdup with this one is that nobody wanted to edit it.

HuhWhat: Those bubbles were small… There’s several things I’d like to point out: I hate editing. I hate editing. I hate editing. So that’s why these pages look like shit, and one of the two-pagers look like a grade schooler stitched it together with crayon. And I didn’t even bother with the other two. FUCK THIS!

EhNani: It seems the latest craze nowadays is Depositfiles… So why not?

DF / RS / MU / MF

Mother of Our Homes Ch.01

Goddamn stockings.

Well, I’ve been meaning to scanlate this since last month, but then I plum forgot about it. Then after a heavy masturbation session I felt really sad and non-productive and I ended up translating the first chapter after all. The first few pages were all done in GIMP, as I was looking for a cheap free alternative to Photoshop, but that proved to be useless. I didn’t bother going back and fixing my errors because I’m a shitbag like that. And now that I think about it… why did I resize the files to 1200 height? Oh well, who knows. Life’s a mystery.

This release brought to you by HuhWhat, EhNani and Bunpitsu. Wait, they may be the same person. If you’re one of the clever ones, you may believe that this so-called “translation” is made up… but you’ll only be half right in thinking so. The editing is crap because HuhWhat didn’t want to do any more than is needed for English-speakers to fap to the comic in English. So if you come across several empty bubbles, glaring editing mistakes and the like, then go fuck yourself.

Enter the world’s worst translator: I realized after reading through this chapter just now that whatever I decide to translate, I end up making so bad that it quite literally kills erections. I guess it has something to do with the flow, and the fact that I just absolutely suck; but I think I need a proofreader to reword everything to sound sexy, hot and boner-fying. Whatever that means.

Please buy the original book, if you can find it. Piracy is wrong.

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I wish my landlady was a chipmunk.

Here’s some more of that chipmunk goodness! Part 3 Sanjou!

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Miss Landlady??

Good god, I take back what I said last time… What grade was I in when I translated this thing anyways? Still, I like my efforts to get rid of the -san, -kun, and -chan titles whenever possible. It’s a stain upon America and the good English language to keep that shit in. Well, here you go, enjoy Tonari no Kanrinin-san Part 2. You see what I did there?

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Tonari no Kanrinin-san Part 1 by Tanaka Ekisu

Man, my English is impeccable.

Some of you may be wondering why I went and brought this back to see the light of day… I felt like re-releasing it since it was after all scanned, translated and edited by me. I guess I wanted to see if I could reclaim my e-penis. Well enjoy part one! Oh yea, almost forgot to mention that I’ll be releasing this in three parts because I’m sexy like that.

Another thing I don’t get is why people use megaupload and the like… but since that seems to be what’s hip with youngsters nowadays, here you go.

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